93 Things to do at UBC

 93 things to do at UBC

 1) Find The Ubyssey’s Office in the SUB
 2) Spend 24 hours straight in IKB
 3) Be the only fan at a UBC Thunderbirds game
 4) Drink beer on the knoll with a go-mug
 5) Storm the Wall
 6) Have a wizard battle in the Harry Potter room
 7) Find the Farm
 8 ) Jump on the bouncy bushes 1st year Student Orientation
 9) Fall asleep on a couch in the SUB during the day
 10) Stand in the middle of the weird echo chamber on Main Mall Student orientation
 11) Explore the famed steam tunnels
 12) See a play at Freddie Wood Billy Bishop Goes to War
 13) Get lost on campus because you didn’t bother to look at a map Check
 14) Get your groove on at the Pit
 15) Steal an umbrella
 16) Punch someone at McDonalds
 17) Do Day of the Longboat
 18) Become a treehugger Fulfilled by being a Geography student
 19) Play bocce during class time on Main Mall
 20) Take part in the annual undie run
 21) Find Toope’s house
 22) Build a milk crate fort
 23) Get frisky with someone in the Koerner Library Stacks
 24) Engage in competitive axe throwing
 25) Sign a petition for something you don’t care at all about
 26) Get on top of a roof
 27) Visit the SUB Art Gallery
 28) Come up with a drinking game that isn’t King’s Cup
 29) Watch a 99 B-Line pass you up, making you late for class
 30) Fuck in the bushes
 31) Play “Campus Golf”
 32) Take a swim at Wreck Beach
 33) Pie a student politician in the face
 34) Write your paper’s conclusion on the bus
 35) Slide down the Knoll on a cafeteria tray
 36) Urinate in the weird sink at the Pit
 37) Feed pigeons outside the SUB
 38) Choose a favourite pigeon
 39) Name the pigeon
 40) Become irrationally attached to the pigeon
 41) Be immature and make fun of a stupid sign on campus Check
 42) Reveal the truth behind the mysterious field next to Totem
 43) Do an exchange to UBC-O
 44) Go to the Vancouver Art Gallery on 4-20
 45) Buy a vintage game system
 46) Get too invested in said game system
 47) DO A BARREL ROLL!
 48) Have a two month pottery craze
 49) Join a club just because the president is hot
 50) Make a porno
 51) Create a flash mob about anything
 52) Start a really weird club
 53) Smoke up in behind Totem Park
 54) Plant a flag on the Knoll
 55) Pick up the only girl in your engineering class
 56) Pick up the only boy in your nursing class
 57) Discuss how pretty the Mayor of Vancouver is, regardless of politics
 58) Forage for berries behind Brock Hall
 59) Make out with Mike Duncan
 60) Take a nap at the swimming pool and feel refreshed
 61) Get overly passionate about the Canucks
 62) Take pictures of people who care about the Canucks way too much Check
 63) Criticize those people on Facebook Check
 64) Take a dip in the fountain outside Irving K. Barber
 65) Feed Otis
 66) Learn how to roll a joint from Ubyssey alumnus Pierre Berton
 67) Enter Norm Theatre sober and leave it drunk
 68) Attend Block Party
 69) Be sad it’s not Arts County Fair
 70) High-dive into the pool despite the tent
 71) Play ultimate frisbee on the top of a parkade in the middle of the night
 72) Try the Canopy Walkway at Botanical Gardens
 73) People watch at the anime convention
 74) Write a midterm hungover
 75) Sleep through a midterm
 76) Be a joke candidate in an election
 77) Build a raft to float across the moat of the Asian Centre
 78) Try out for a Thunderbird varsity team despite failing to meet any qualifications
 79) Be overly happy when the sun breaks out after ten days of rain, be overly pissed when the rain returns five minutes later.
 80) Learn about DC++
 81) Go to Nitobe Gardens, ignore the natural beauty, and play Angry Birds
 82) Don’t stop believing Check
 83) Have the balls to try and deface the E in the middle of the day
 84) Get tanked by the engineers
 85) Get threatened with arrest by Campus Security
 86) Copy something cool you saw at another university
 87) Make that cool thing ridiculously over the top
 88) Feel a deep sense of shame waiting in line at McDonald’s at 2:30 in the morning
 89) Build an impractical but awesome robot
 90) Ride a pony with the Equestrian Club
 91) Drink a beer in class
 92) Spend 6 years to get your degree, do go global, make best friends, lose best friends, find yourself, find your true love, lose your true love, and make the years you spend at the university of british columbia the most memorable and rewarding of your life
 93) Graduate.